How and Why God Created Texas

On the day that God created Texas, he looked at what he had done, and said, "Oh no. That's really too hot and too flat. I've got to go back and fix it". But, the next day he was just too tired. So, he decided to make people who like it that way.




Evidently, there are a lot of people who do like it that way, and a lot of them live in the DFW area. According to the Dallas Business Journal, http://bit.ly/9cH1r5, the Dallas Fort area was the fastest-growing metro area in the US, with 6.45 million residents. That places the DFW metroplex as the fourth-largest metro, just ahead of Philadelphia.